10 Words That Don`t Exist, But Should

10 Words That Don`t Exist, But Should

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks`trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.2. CARPERPETUATION (kar`pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt`) v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lollipop) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow `remove` all the germs.4. ELBONICS (el bon`iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak` to man gyu lay` shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the `illegal` side.7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay`) n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.8.PHONESIA (fo nee` zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.9. PUPKUS (pup`kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay` shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you`re only six inches away.

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