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Learn a new word each day:Arbitrator ar`-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby`s to work at McDonald`s.Avoidable uh-voy`-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo`-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette burn`-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.Burglarize bur`-gler-ize: What a crook sees with.Control kon-trol`: A short, ugly inmate.Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.Eclipse i-klips`: what an English barber does for a living.Eyedropper i`-drop-ur: a clumsy ophthalmologist.Heroes hee`-rhos: what a guy in a boat does.Left Bank left` bangk`: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot.Misty mis`-tee: How golfers create divots.Paradox par`-u-doks: two physicians.Parasites par`-uh-sites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.Pharmacist farm`-uh-sist: a helper on the farm.Polarize po`-lur-ize: what penguins see with.Primate pri`-mat: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.Relief ree-leef`: what trees do in the spring.Rubberneck rub`-er-nek: what you do to relax your wife.Seamstress seem`-stres: describes 200 pounds in a size two.Selfish sel`-fish: what the owner of a seafood store does.Subdued sub-dood`: a guy, that works on one of those submarines.Sudafed sood`-a-fed: bringing litigation against a government official.

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